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He is stressed. Not that that he was stressed but IS stressed. Every moment of every day just added more and more stress onto his well-defined shoulders. Yes, an assistant that would put any butler in history to the test was watching their bodybuilder of a boss stress so much his hair might as well be grey if not pulled out of his head. “Sir, I have a recommendation,” they interjected after the boss’s last moan. A few minutes later the boss was changing into an oversized white, extremely soft robe. “How did you talk me into this?” “You should try your own spa sometime sir. It is only fitting.” The boss just moaned as he went to the massage table. It was true that he owned and managed this extravagant massage resort but the resort had a secret feature that only certain guests knew about. After drinking a special drink and getting rubbed down in a particular oil a few chosen guests got to something unique- float. To be more exact they would inflate, in any shape they desired

He is stressed. Not that that he was stressed but IS stressed. Every moment of every day just added more and more stress onto his well-defined shoulders. Yes, an assistant that would put any butler in history to the test was watching their bodybuilder of a boss stress so much his hair might as well be grey if not pulled out of his head. “Sir, I have a recommendation,” they interjected after the boss’s last moan. A few minutes later the boss was changing into an oversized white, extremely soft robe. “How did you talk me into this?” “You should try your own spa sometime sir. It is only fitting.” The boss just moaned as he went to the massage table. It was true that he owned and managed this extravagant massage resort but the resort had a secret feature that only certain guests knew about. After drinking a special drink and getting rubbed down in a particular oil a few chosen guests got to something unique- float. To be more exact they would inflate, in any shape they desired

I was hanging out with a few guys checking out one of the fairs in town when I spotted a girl, not just any girl but the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. Her body naturally curved with the perfect accenting outfit as her tied-up hair bounced down her shoulders. Her eyes were as colorful as the balloons she was inflating. I’m not sure what happened but something knocked into me causing me to fall at her feet, smack into her tank. I rubbed my head but when I looked up, I saw her staring at me holding the balloon close to her. “Wish you’d inflate me,” slipped out. “Huh?” My face turned colors and I ran off. That was probably the only time I would see a girl that incredible and that’s what I say to her? No wonder I haven’t had a date in a while. The people who would not let that event go even more than me were the guys at school. Being single was a bad enough issue with them but running, blushing from a female balloon vendor lined me for a new string of torment. The guys teased me